Doggies

One of the production supervisors in my company brought this up

" Why doncha ask ur dad to return ur male german shepherd back to his friend, and exchange him with another younger, more productive dog?? This dog right here *point at my son* is freakin stoopid! He 's too old and he definitely cant marry ur female dog. "

"If they can't have successful intercourse, so be it!! I will be darn pleased if my babies could bear one or two new grandchild(ren) but if not... i will still love them the same."

"I just thought it will be good if they could give u some puppies, yknow. Those puppies could earn you some extra money..."

" Btw, ur dad was asking me to teach them how to MATE, but ur dogs are just plain stoopid. And im all frustrated becoz i cant get ur female g.shepherd pregnant! Either one of them must be infertile. Better change them, or the male, if u want my opinion. Hes too old to be a father!"


Dear supervisor,

I was surprised that though u have worked togetha with my dad for over ten years, you still could not differentiate his jokes apart from his serious requests.

I suggest you rewind ur mind back to the scene when my dad asked you to 'teach' these dogs making love.

Did he smiled?? or grinned broadly as he spoke??

I bet he did!

So please, dun get urself frustrated becoz im sure my dad wont nag at you for their countless unsuccessful attempts of family member(s) addition.

Theres no way im gonna change my boy for some younger, hornier, fertile german shepherd. These special dogs are the sweetest creature i've bonded with, since my move to this town.

Actually, no, they are my first REAL frens in this town, who never judge me or being all hypocrite. And theres no way im gonna discard one true fren for some additional income, i aint that materialistic.

Yes, i've probably been busy with works thus never shower them sufficient amount of compassion they deserve.

And yes, i have not been walking them around the factory area frequently like i used to, due to the mightily piercing sun rays, and my constant migraine.

But i love them and i knoe my girl loves her boy. I will be the worst mama if i am to separate these two lovebirdslovedogs.

-case closed-

Update: Iyak bapak2 ibuk2 kakak2 adek2 *wah, gua kok jadi kaya lagu inul wahahaha*, ini beneran... Kemaren lagi mayan panas dengerin si abang mandor yg ngotot minta anjingku ditukar mulu, sapa sih yg suka denger guk2nya dipanggil gUobloQ trus *rupanya aku denger dari bokap, bokap janjiin ke dia, kalo sampe beranak, mau dikasih 1 ke dia, pantes dia ngebet pengen gua cepet2 jadi nenek*.

So sebelum darahkuh mendidih semalaman karena komentarnya, gua bikin posting versi baru, tanpa gaya nulisku seperti biasa yg ceritain backgroundnya dulu... sorri yah yg pada binun ^_*

Btw, tadi abis jalan2 sama mereka *this afternoon*. Awalnya mo ngambil poto mereka, cuman pas di poto goyank sana sini mulu, jadi burem semua, so batal deh. Trus tadi langit mendung tapi ga hujan2, wah cuaca baghus nih, migraine pasti ga bakalan kumat. HORE!!
Akhirnya maen sebentar... Seneng!!!